AI room critique

Roast my room.

Send one room photo. Get a funny verdict and three practical fixes—no account, no mood board, no pretending that chair is temporary.

1. Drop the evidence

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2. Set the heat

RoomRoast rule: we roast the furniture choices, not the person who made them.