Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. We roast the questionable decor, then hand you three fixes that make the room feel intentional.
First roast is free. No account required.
“That corner is giving storage unit with a lease.”
We roast it.
You fix it.
01 / Upload the evidence
A single photo is enough. Use a JPG, PNG, or WebP up to 10 MB.
Choose the heat. Playful, Savage, or Nuclear—always room-focused, never personal.
Keep the useful bits. Get exactly three practical improvements plus a share card.
Before you
submit
A few honest answers.
How brutal is the roast?
Pick Playful, Savage, or Nuclear. Every setting critiques visible room choices, never the person living there.
What do I get for free?
A concise AI roast, exactly three practical improvement tips, and a branded card ready to save or share.
What happens to my photo?
Your photo is sent to generate your roast. Only upload images you have the right to use, and avoid sensitive images.